House of Gerrish International » Simon http://houseofgerrish.com Devouring ideas Tue, 17 Aug 2010 23:15:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 I Know Now Why You Cry http://houseofgerrish.com/2009/12/10/i-know-now-why-you-cry/ http://houseofgerrish.com/2009/12/10/i-know-now-why-you-cry/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:58:35 +0000 Simon http://houseofgerrish.com/?p=1096 Last week I watched Terminator Salvation, sat mostly submerged in a frothy bath of water with 4 lit candles and a glass of Banrock Station Cabernet Sauvignon (£7.99). Immediately a number of questions should be entering your mind.

Firstly: “What on earth is Simon – a man of no small stature with a testosterone count roughly equal to the cast of Predator – doing immersed in the sort of scenario you‘d encounter in an episode of Sex & The City?

Secondly: “£7.99 for Banrock Station? You’ve been ripped off mate”

Thirdly: “I wonder what Simon looks like naked?”

Fourthly: “How…

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